Darren Smale is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
I want to be buried standing so as to cause the maximum inconvienience

COFFIN
Traditional please but I wouldn't mind some swirly handles.

RELIGION
I have no need to believe in false prophets or imaginary Gods. My faith comes from my family and friends. Their kindness inspires me to great heights.

GUESTS
All my brothers and friends are welcome and they need no introduction for I love them all dearly.

MUSIC
Abide With Me. Delilah and Road to Nowhere.

READINGS
The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost

EPITAPH
The greatest failure of all is not to have tried.

OBITUARY
We commit the body of Darren Smale to the earth. A son, brother, friend and sometimes even a lover (although it must be said not a very good one !!). To sleep the long sleep now and to dream of better things. Let us hope and prey he finds them in the other place.

OTHER
It would be nice for my closest to say a few words. Maybe even a funeral Top 10