David Shipman is preparing to die.

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Firstly: I NEVER WANT TO BE BLOWN INTO SPACE!!!! EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!!!!! Reason: Knowing my luck, there is a strong possibilty that my body will be picked up by a super-advanced race of aliens who have never seen a human before, be revived (cos you don't rot in space), cloned and have excrutiating experiments performed upon me for all eternity. I would prefer to be cremated and my ashes scatered in the most picturesque place in Britain I have yet to discover. Unless a bypass is built over the top first.

A nice white one would be nice, but whatever I have, I don't want the lid to cover my face (claustrophobic).

I do not believe in any form of god or the possibility of how how one could exist. I do however have a deep fear ingrained in me from 16 years of weekly attendance to church, that I don't really know and neither does anyone else. Therefore, to be on the safe side, I would just like a Christian blessing sort of thing, not the whole religous service, just a vicar saying a few deep and meaningful words. Amen.

I would like everyone I have ever met to come along really, even the ones I really hate so they all feel dead quilty I'm gone. The bastards.

I would like a selection of any of the following played (at least 6 tracks): Oasis - 'Cigarettes and Alcohol' JJ72 - 'Improv' Air - 'Highschool Lover (Theme from 'The Vigin Suicides')' The Sex Pistols - 'No Fun' (live) The Sex Pistols - 'My Way' Frank Sinatra - 'My Way' Frank Sinatra - 'Something Stupid' Manic Street Preachers - 'Yes' Manic Street Preachers - 'Faster' The Smiths - 'Big Mouth Strikes Again' Sugababes - 'Run For Cover' Radiohead - 'Creep' Nelly Furtado - 'Turn Out The Light' King Adora - 'Freak' Nirvana - 'All Apologies' Nirvana - 'Dumb' Nirvana - 'Rape Me' Mansun - 'What It's Like To Be Hated' Gay Dad - 'Lieb Ist Fur Immer' House of Pain - 'Jump Around' (for everyone who went to Malia in July 2001) The Buzzcocks - 'Ever Fallen In Love'

I would like the Preface to 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde read please plus selected quotes from the Marquis de Sade I'll leave out.

"I never know what to say myself so always use the words of other people, so here goes: "YOU SHOULD LEARN TO HATE SOMEBODY IN YOUR LIFE! YOU COULD NEVER LOVE ME 'COS YOU'RE TOO FUCKING UGLY!" - James Dean Bradfield "Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen. Atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell, and kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change." - Marquis de Sade."

Probably one of the most feeble excuses of human existance to ever of graced the face of the earth. Why did he wait this long to die. Some people just can't take a hint. OR... He was born. He suffered. He died. OR... Goddamit he was weird!