Damian Smith is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
After being cremated on my funeral pyre I would like my ashes mixed in with red and green glitter and loaded into an aircraft. At a reasonable height the ashes will then be scattered over my home city of Sydney so that once again the populace will be able to shower in my glory

COFFIN
I will not require a coffin but a slate of black marble which will be loaded onto a funeral pyre which will in turn be loaded onto a viking longboat along with my bodily posessions

RELIGION
I shall have my own religion by this time devoted entirely to the worship of me

GUESTS
Everyone will be allowed to my funeral....in fact it will be compulsory for everyone in the world to either attend or watch it on live international broadcast

MUSIC
Imperial March- Frank Oz Oh Yeah!- Yello School's Out- Alice Cooper

READINGS
I will not eat green eggs and Ham I don no like them Sam I Am. I will not eat them on a boat I will not eat them with a goat I will Not eat green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am

EPITAPH
You're only cool when you're dead

OBITUARY
Although in his passing the Earth has lost it's greatest ruler and most beloved leader, Lord High Master Smith would like you all to realise that he has not died but merely ascended to his rightful place where he can direct you omnipotantly and hear your prayers and praise with his own ears, metaphysical as they are. Do not mourn his passing but be blessed for he is no longer a great and powerful leader but a great and powerful god. And may his loving smile and iron fist guide your soul and break you will through eternity.

OTHER
A lord high preist of the way of Damian will conduct my cermonies