Grace Sweeney is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
Well i wanna be burnt to a nice floury consistency. Then i want to be made into the finest tray of muffins ever created. Then i want to be fed to all the sodding cunts that made my pitiful existance that much more miserable. Fell free to add a highly toxic posion to them too. MMMMMMM...multi funerals....

COFFIN
Leave me to soak in pva glue overnight then role me in hundreds and thousands.

RELIGION
Its all a bunch of bollocks really. I wanna go somehere warm without pop music.

GUESTS
Since ill be dead and all that im not gonna care too much. Could i possibly have a mad man with a big knife and whoever happens to be passing and fancies a good funeral. Please.

MUSIC
I'd like three verses of Happy Birthday and then a chorous of Bannanas in Pyjamas. Then id have penis sang repetadly by a barbers shop quartet.

READINGS
It would have to be The Cat in The Hat. Quickly followed by War and Peace.

EPITAPH
A large photograph of me grinning manically and the phrase "Do you like knives"?

OBITUARY
Well when she was alive we all felt a little uneasy around her. And what the fucks relly changed? Tall and funny is all we can relly say now, but hell could she party.

OTHER
An axe weilding squirrel horny from the stench of death...