Patricia Stubberfield is preparing to die.

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S, Bella (2004-06-01)
Saan, Des (1983-02-27)
Saint, Cristopher (1970-01-01)
Salmiakki, Lilja (1981-10-25)
Sanchez, Darlyn (1990-12-01)
Sanders, Russ (1964-04-20)
Sano, Sakimi (1993-04-03)
Santorinni, Carolinee (1992-01-29)
Sara, Mj (1998-01-20)
Sarah, Sarah (1983-03-08)
Sauers, Gabriel (1988-11-05)
Saul, George (1974-06-05)
Saville, Davy "went Out Singing" (1972-12-10)
Schaefer, James (1980-09-08)
Schilling, Sheila (1981-09-05)
Schmidt, Klaus (1982-09-16)
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Schonfeld, Yaniv (1984-07-29)
Schroeer, Karsten (1968-07-06)
Schwertgen, David (1975-06-23)
Schwinzerl, Martin (1979-02-19)
Scott, David (1970-04-30)
Scott, Shelly Rae (1973-07-17)
Scott, Viki (1990-07-05)
Scrivener, John (1977-03-23)
Scullion, Cathal (1977-10-19)
Seace, Rob (1971-08-08)
Sears, Hayley (1981-04-11)
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Selby, James (1976-09-21)
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Sutton, Naomi (1988-05-31)
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DISPOSAL
Cremation.

COFFIN
Scatter me to the sea, plant a tree somewhere pretty.

RELIGION
None. There is no god. If something must be done in church then please make sure something else is done somewhere nice and outside.

GUESTS
Everyone.

MUSIC
Caravan of Love - The Housemartins All is Full of Love - Bjork (the live version from the Vespertine 2001 tour - it's on Spotify, I like the choral bits) Do You Realize? - The Flaming Lips (because it's true, and has a bit of a key change in it) Also, if there's a party (I hope there'll be a party) make sure there's a bit of Deeeeelite NO Hallelujah... don't care which version... I'm sick of that song.

READINGS
Get everyone to sing along with the chorus of Caravan of Love. Ha.

EPITAPH
none

OBITUARY


OTHER
There is a note in my top desk drawer addressed to Dave. Should I die, don't read it - give it to him. He'll pass on anything important. Thanks.