joanna thompson is preparing to die.

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T, K (1953-11-10)
T, M (1987-05-10)
T, Sian (1983-03-14)
Tacker, John-Michael (1993-12-24)
Tait, Ken (1966-02-22)
Tate, Chris (1971-12-31)
Tayeng, Butengt (1989-07-05)
Taylor, Catriona (1982-01-27)
Taylor, Sebastian (1972-08-27)
Teer, Phil (1967-05-18)
Telford, Robert (1984-01-01)
Telling, NOT (1989-05-09)
Tenebrarum, V (1985-03-20)
Test, Test (1973-04-05)
Thailand, Nissy (1965-11-19)
The Bash, Ash (1976-10-20)
The Lizard Boy, Raul (1988-01-07)
The Quizmaster, Ade (1976-05-01)
The Younger, Tom (1972-08-14)
The-Thirdman, Tim (1963-08-24)
TheLepper, Klepper (1970-03-22)
Thomas, Nathan (1991-01-14)
Thomas, Patrick (1958-04-28)
Thompson, Dan (1974-06-17)
Thompson, Flex (1986-04-12)
Thompson, Jennifer (1980-06-05)
Thompson, Jenny (1989-03-02)
Thompson, Joanna (1985-02-28)
Thompson, Kyle (1976-07-04)
Thompson, Martin (1975-03-02)
Thompson, Mel (1986-08-17)
Thompson, Susannah (1974-08-07)
Thompson, Tracey (1974-02-13)
Thornburgh, Max (1974-01-18)
Thornburgh, Rudi (1977-06-22)
Thornton, Kelly (1982-08-31)
Thurston, Ruby (1988-07-04)
Tilbury, Lawry Joseph (1980-07-10)
Timelord, Ford (1988-05-28)
Tingle, William (1978-06-27)
Titley, Daniel (1980-05-20)
Tomatoes, Puree (1977-12-26)
Torres Carigga, Alonso (1989-03-22)
Tourle, Stuart (1979-08-08)
Toy, Anthony (0000-00-00)
Traynor, Jo (1984-11-25)
Tremaine, Sonny (1981-08-30)
Tresadern, Heidi (1978-06-28)
Tribe, Michelle (1974-01-08)
Trostancki, Lucas (1981-03-29)
Troughton, Mark (1965-05-09)
Turnbull, Alex (1978-07-22)
Turner, Craig (1979-08-23)
Turner, Gemma (1989-11-03)
Turner, Oliver (1981-12-08)
Twine, Jamie (1973-11-10)
Twisselmann, Keike (1967-07-29)
Tyrer, Dave (1966-01-08)
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DISPOSAL


COFFIN


RELIGION
altough religion is a great comfort to many, it was never a comfort to me. i was never even introduced to the concept of God before my best friend, Allyson, had mentioned something about it when i was about five or six. at that time it was interesting at best, but not something i really cared much to look into being that i was so preoccupied with the Beach Boys [yes, impale me] and playing dress up. i do remember a particular incident sometime around then that i got spanked for saying 'God' in a blasphemous way. "Joanna, get up and go to the dining room NOW." "Ok, God!" *smacccck* *oowwwww* i used to talk to my ceiling [around age nine] and imagine a great volumptuous goddess gazing down at me, listening intently. that has been my greatest 'religious' experience to date. Pagan spirituality is the one which holds most of my respect- therefore, i suppose any religion leanings could be marked as 'Pagan' or something of that nature. Though, in truth, Kurt Vonnegut is my saviour so let's honor him instead.

GUESTS
anyone is welcome as long as they don't attend out of pity. if there is pity at this funeral my lifeless carcass will exhale toxic fumes which shall incapcitate everyone and make them writhe in anguish for the rest of their days/hours/etc.. OH YES, IT SHALL BE A JOYOUS OCCASION! any good friends or others who i looked favorably upon are welcome but not coaxed into coming or made to feel guilty for deciding not to. there are the unfortunate few who i insist come and will go to great lengths to ensure their presence. it has to do with the whole 'writhing in anguish for the rest of their days' bit.

MUSIC
so many paths to go... Radiohead's -Kid A- would be quite suitable soundwise.. very ethereal... adore 'Idioteque'. Rasputina- 'Transylvanian Concubine [Yes Sir Mr. Sir Mix [Club Mix]]'. Violent Femmes- 'Out the Window'. always to be updated and changed. musical tastes may very... hope to make at least a few squirm in annoyance or repulsion.

READINGS
hopefully i shall finish my morbid masterpiece by this time.. more squirming be the intention. it shall be vivid, somewhat incoherent, particularly disturbing because of it's lack of purpose. it's in the intuitive gears for now- lacking materialization.

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OBITUARY
she lived much of her life through her over-developed imagination. despite all those she lied to and confused for a bit of amusement, she held no illusions with herself.

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