Ruby Thurston is preparing to die.

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T, K (1953-11-10)
T, M (1987-05-10)
T, Sian (1983-03-14)
Tacker, John-Michael (1993-12-24)
Tait, Ken (1966-02-22)
Tate, Chris (1971-12-31)
Tayeng, Butengt (1989-07-05)
Taylor, Catriona (1982-01-27)
Taylor, Sebastian (1972-08-27)
Teer, Phil (1967-05-18)
Telford, Robert (1984-01-01)
Telling, NOT (1989-05-09)
Tenebrarum, V (1985-03-20)
Test, Test (1973-04-05)
Thailand, Nissy (1965-11-19)
The Bash, Ash (1976-10-20)
The Lizard Boy, Raul (1988-01-07)
The Quizmaster, Ade (1976-05-01)
The Younger, Tom (1972-08-14)
The-Thirdman, Tim (1963-08-24)
TheLepper, Klepper (1970-03-22)
Thomas, Nathan (1991-01-14)
Thomas, Patrick (1958-04-28)
Thompson, Dan (1974-06-17)
Thompson, Flex (1986-04-12)
Thompson, Jennifer (1980-06-05)
Thompson, Jenny (1989-03-02)
Thompson, Joanna (1985-02-28)
Thompson, Kyle (1976-07-04)
Thompson, Martin (1975-03-02)
Thompson, Mel (1986-08-17)
Thompson, Susannah (1974-08-07)
Thompson, Tracey (1974-02-13)
Thornburgh, Max (1974-01-18)
Thornburgh, Rudi (1977-06-22)
Thornton, Kelly (1982-08-31)
Thurston, Ruby (1988-07-04)
Tilbury, Lawry Joseph (1980-07-10)
Timelord, Ford (1988-05-28)
Tingle, William (1978-06-27)
Titley, Daniel (1980-05-20)
Tomatoes, Puree (1977-12-26)
Torres Carigga, Alonso (1989-03-22)
Tourle, Stuart (1979-08-08)
Toy, Anthony (0000-00-00)
Traynor, Jo (1984-11-25)
Tremaine, Sonny (1981-08-30)
Tresadern, Heidi (1978-06-28)
Tribe, Michelle (1974-01-08)
Trostancki, Lucas (1981-03-29)
Troughton, Mark (1965-05-09)
Turnbull, Alex (1978-07-22)
Turner, Craig (1979-08-23)
Turner, Gemma (1989-11-03)
Turner, Oliver (1981-12-08)
Twine, Jamie (1973-11-10)
Twisselmann, Keike (1967-07-29)
Tyrer, Dave (1966-01-08)
Tyzack, Parry (1966-06-06)
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DISPOSAL
I'd like to be buried in a really beautiful, natural setting. Stonehenge would be excellent although the druids may object! Definitely not in a hurch yard or anything like that.

COFFIN
A large goddess shape thing?!?! Or just plonk me in the ground, I really don't mind!

RELIGION
I don't haven't any really specific religious beliefs although I acknowledge that this may change. I feel most comfortable with paganism althoguh this is quite vague. I have an interest in Wicca and Faerie Craft but don't know nearly enough about this for it to have any direct influence on my funeral. I guess I'd like something that involves lots of nature.

GUESTS
I would like all the partygoers that I like raving it up at my 'leaving do' and any people I don't like barred. Makes sense, doesn't it?

MUSIC
Thereare so many potential songs... definitely some celtic/pagan type music, like from thw Wicker man, and some psytrnace and some Ani and some faithless.... Loads. I may become more specific later.

READINGS
something I've written (hell, might as well make it two funerals in one day) and maybe a few extracts from favourite novels such as the catcher in the rye? As much as I love books I'm more concerned about the music

EPITAPH
It was nice knowing you if you had the great honour to know such a sparkly person as moi!

OBITUARY
she was a sexy little minx, even at the grand old age of *insert age here* and will be sadly missed and all that vcrap.

OTHER
Whoever my mates are at the time cos they'll probably be a bunch of weirdos which is excellent