Randy U is preparing to die.

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U, Randy (1968-11-11)
Underclown, Oswald (2006-12-25)
Underhill, Richard (1927-12-22)
Underwood, Paul (1975-10-14)
Urkovi, Urkovi (1976-11-24)
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COFFIN
Just a plain woden box. With 2 breathing holes in case I accidentally wake up.

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I want Dark Star from the Grateful Dead playing

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EPITAPH
Nice guys finish last. Obviously that is not true since I died before you did.

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