Adam Wiltshire is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
I want my coffin Crowd Surfed from the stage (behind the vicar) to my pimped out tour bus. Then driven to JFK stadium and dropped off the top of the stage into burning acid. The dropping is just for fun.

COFFIN
I just want a normal coffin myself. With 4 wheels and painted with rainbows all down it.

RELIGION
I believe in good old scopopauperlaughensundromos. Thats where people can't help but laugh at small weak people.

GUESTS
I can't ever have the ugliest girl in the world there, but all my favourite mates are more than welcome to come, and EMMA. Including; AntiHero, Blink 182, Green Day, Red Hot Chili Peppers, [spunge], Fastlane, but not Oasis. It's my show, not Liam and Noels.

MUSIC
I want everyone to come in to Girl At The Rock Show - Blink 182, and before the service starts maybe a bit of Nobody Weird Like Me - Red Hot Chili Peppers. Then of course as my coffin is taken out crowd surfing style, I need Back In The USSR - The Beatles. Then a few AntiHero originals.

READINGS
I feel a few verses from a favourite song is in need at this stage: The steps that I retrace the sad look on your face The timing and structure did you hear he fucked her? A day late a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now Once everyone has digested that, I'll have Tholi read me a sweet poem: Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes I was slipping away to paradise Some say,"Quit or I'll go blind." But it's just a myth

EPITAPH
Adam Wiltshire When the day is done over ask yourself what you've achieved. I'm still asking myself.

OBITUARY
When the morning sun rises, remember to smile. When the sun sets and leads to the stars, remember to smile. When the moon meets the sun, remember to smile. When the new year arises, remember to smile. When Adam Wiltshire ran away with your girlfriend and took all the money, he was smiling even if you wern't.

OTHER
I just want a few close friends to be honest. Maybe Blink 182, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Green Day. And of course all my buddies from AntiHero.