Alicia Wise is preparing to die.

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Wyman, Sean (1983-10-18)
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DISPOSAL
Very happy for any helpful soft bits to be used for transplants, but would like my skeleton buried somewhere pretty and tranquil in the UK. The cemetery in the north part of Oxford is particularly nice, but I'm unsure of all its entrance requirements. Somewhere in the Scottish Borders would be nice too, but the most important thing of all is to be near family. One of the London cemeteries would do in a pinch.

COFFIN
I would like to be buried in a large, coarse earthenware ceramic vessel: a Bronze Age beaker type thing. (If this doesn't make sense, ask an archaeologist for advice.) It would be ok to cremate me in a pinch if difficult to get a big enough vessel for an inhumation.

RELIGION
While I'm not religious, religious funerals always seem to be better done (i.e. comforting to those who are attending) than civilian ones. A nice blend of Christian-lite and pagan would be brilliant.

GUESTS
Anyone who would like to attend welcome.

MUSIC
'Where Soul Meets Body' and 'Into the Dark' by Death Cab for Cutie, please. Also - but only if it can be worked in sensibly - Countin Flowers on the Wall by the Statler Brothers.

READINGS
Hmmm... kind of a workaholic, so it would be appropriate to have a colleague say something as well as other friends or family.

EPITAPH
A carved Celtic cross on a headstone would be terrific - thanks.

OBITUARY
Almost certainly NOT the way I would have remembered myself, but I certainly wouldn't want to constrain anyone else's thoughts! So remember me as you will, although you may be thinking complete rubbish. (Or not.)

OTHER
Some grave goods would be nice. Perhaps some Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs, Elfquest comics, Perplex City cards, and a crossword puzzle book with pen. If any of our pets have recently pre-deceased me and have been cremated, then perhaps their ashes could be interred with me.