Philip Wood is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
i remember my english teacher telling me she wanted her daughters to seperate her ashs an planting a tree with her ashs. that sounded pretty cool. But until I come up with a better idea I'm happy as long as you don't have to go to a church graveyard to see me. I'm pretty sure I want to be cremated, but not scattered, I want to be planted with a tree that can be protected from dogs pissing on it and within 10 years will have a presence.

COFFIN
as cheap as they make them, with absolutely no metal handles or screws, i don't want screws and other bits of metal in my ashes. so if the coffin can be made from strong biscuit joints or those peg joints, dovtails or whatever, so that I get cremated with only myself and the wooden coffin I'm in.

RELIGION
The very first second I realised that people die was the second I couldn't believe in a god. Children raped and killed for pleasure, an old lady murdered for five pounds and a fish supper, thousands of innocent victims bombed for your freedom. Christianity is the religion i was born into, an i killed myself out of, I lived the life that i had control over as an atheist, seeing things how i wanted to see them and not as some higher being would of wanted me to.

GUESTS
all my family who want to come, my closest friends. a really low key quiet thing, and i want everyone to put the soil over my ashes, and if i have a son or daughter they plant the seed, if no amy plant the seed, and tend to it!

MUSIC
Queens Of The Stone Age - Hanging Tree Ave Maria and Lamb of God - preferably the same versions on Julien Donkey Boy. Beck - Hollow Log

READINGS
I wouldn't really want anything read at my funeral, people get up and read utter shite that means nothing to nobody, so don't read unless you wrote it yourself and it means something to anybody.

EPITAPH
don't worry I'm happy now, I'm not in hell, and i'm not in heaven I'm rotting in the ground now. its kinda like when you turn the tv off. NOTHING

OBITUARY
Philip Wood A very loving person, for his girlfriend Amy, his parents, his brothers an sister, an his closest friends. Anyone who pissed him off should not attend his funeral. The only thing he prided himself on in his life was that he never looked down at anyone or looked up at anyone else, he was a leader not a follower. He had no idea how much it costs for every word to have this printed!

OTHER
Amy Ratcliffe