Gary Wilson is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
I would prefer a Viking funeral on Sutton Reservoir, with an arrow fired into a boat upon which my body rests... failing that: A woodland funeral. One without a pet cemetery in the same spot. I want a tree planted over me, preferably a Yew.

COFFIN
Cheapest available. I couldn't care less.

RELIGION
All religions are human instigated methods of control. I am not one of the flock baaaaaaa, I am a free man.

GUESTS


MUSIC
These 3 songs at the graveside, in the order noted. Lyrics to be printed and distributed. To be played LOUD 1. Motorhead - Killed by Death 2, Iron Maiden - Die With Your Boots On 3. Led Zeppelin - In My Time Of Dying Killed By Death Motorhead If you squeeze my lizard I´ll put my snake on you I´m a romantic adventure And I´m a reptile too CHORUS: But it don´t make no difference ´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy the only time I´m gonna be easy´s when I´m Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death I´m a lone wolf ligger But I ain´t no pretty boy I´m a backbone shiver and I´m a bundle of joy CHORUS But it don´t make no difference ´cos I ain´t gonna be, easy, easy the only time I´m easy´s when I´m Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death Killed by death Die With Your Boots On Lyrics Iron Maiden Yeah! Another Prophet of Disaster Who says the ship is lost, Another Prophet of Disaster Leaving you to count the cost. Taunting us with Visions, Afflicting us with fear, Predicting war for millions, In the hope that one appears. (Bridge) No point asking when it is, No point asking who's to go, No point asking what's the game, No point asking who's to blame. 'Cause if you're gonna die (If you're gonna die) If you're gonna die, (If you're gonna die) If you're gonna die (If you're gonna die) If you're gonna die... (Chorus) If you're gonna die, die with your boots on. If you're gonna try, well stick around, Gonna cry, just move along, If you're gonna die, you're gonna die, Gonna die! Die with your boots on, If you're gonna try, well stick around, Gonna cry, just move along, If you're gonna die, you're gonna die! 13, the Beast is rising, The Frenchman did surmise, Through earthquakes and starvation, The warlord will arise. Terror, death, destruction, Pour from the Eastern Sands, But the truth of all predictions, Is always in your hands. (Repeat Bridge and Chorus) (Guitar solo - Dave Murray) They died with their boots on, yes they died... They died! They die with their boots on, they die... We die! We die! We die! We die! We die! (Guitar solo - Adrian Smith) (Repeat Bridge) If you're gonna die, die with your boots on. If you're gonna try and try then just stick around, Gonna cry, just move along, If you're gonna die, you're gonna die Gonna die! Die with your boots on, If you're gonna try, well stick around, Gonna cry, just move along, If you're gonna die... Die! In My Time Of Dying Led Zeppelin (Bonham/Jones/Page/Plant) but was originally done by Blind Willie Johnson. It was also recorded by Josh White in the 30s, and by Bob Dylan on his first album in 1962. In my time of dying, want nobody to mourn All I want for you to do is take my body home Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2) Jeebus, gonna make up my dyin' bed. Meet me, Jeebus, meet me. Meet me in the middle of the air If my wings should fail me, Lord. Please meet me with another pair Well, well, well, so I can die easy (X2) Jeebus, gonna make up.. somebody, somebody... Jeebus gonna make up... Jeebus gonna make you my dyin' bed Oh, Saint Peter, at the gates of heaven... Won't you let me in I never did no harm. I never did no wrong Oh, Gabriel, let me blow your horn. Let me blow your horn Oh, I never did, did no harm. I've only been this young once. I never thought I'd do anybody no wrong No, not once. Oh, I did somebody some good. Somebody some good... Oh, did somebody some good. I must have did somebody some good... Oh, I believe I did I see the smiling faces I know I must have left some traces And I see them in the streets And I see them in the field And I hear them shouting under my feet And I know it's got to be real Oh, Lord, deliver me All the wrong I've done You can deliver me, Lord I only wanted to have some fun. Hear the angels marchin', hear the' marchin', hear them marchin', hear them marchin', the' marchin' Oh my Jeebus... (repeat) Oh my Cheeses... (repeat) Oh, don't you make it my dyin', dyin', dyin'...cough (Studio Chatter: "That's gotta be the one hasn't it?" "Come have a listen, then. " Oh yes, thank you.")

READINGS
Lines Written in the Realisation That I Must Die written by Robert Ervin Howard To be read by anyone with a deep voice (not essential) To be printed and distributed with the song lyrics The Black Door gapes and the Black Wall rises; Twilight gasps in the grip of Night. Paper and dust are the gems man prizes— Torches toss in my waning sight. Drums of glory are lost in the ages, Bare feet fail on a broken trail— Let my name fade from the printed pages; Dreams and visions are growing pale. Twilight gathers and none can save me. Well and well, for I would not stay: Let me speak through the stone you gave me: He never could say what he wished to say. Why should I shrink from the sign of leaving? My brain is wrapped in a darkened cloud; Now in the Night the Sisters are weaving For me a shroud. Towers shake and the stars reel under, Skulls are heaped in the Devil's fain; My feet are wrapped in a rolling thunder, Jets of agony lance my brain. What of the world that I leave forever? Phantom forms in a fading sight— Carry me out on the ebon river Into the Night.

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I have set aside £2000 in my will for a right royal piss up at The Greyhound.