Nathan Wiseman is preparing to die.

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Walsh, Jason (1978-03-19)
Walters, Dom (1978-04-21)
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Warner, Greg (1964-11-24)
Waters, Alana (1970-10-13)
Weatherbee, Dave (1948-08-29)
Weber, K (1977-04-10)
Webley, Tina (1960-11-10)
Weiland, Michael (1980-02-23)
Weiss, Jonathan (1984-09-08)
Welch, Philip (1985-08-04)
Welke, Paul (1978-12-13)
Wells, Alice (1988-12-22)
Wells, Christian (1977-10-02)
Wennersten, Marie (1968-11-11)
West, Nina (1978-05-30)
Westberg, Vicki (1987-04-10)
Westerman, Robert (1961-12-27)
Westwood, Stevo (1965-07-23)
Weteland, Renee (1964-11-28)
Wheeldon, Emma (1979-05-19)
Wheeler, Jamm!n (2000-06-02)
Whitehouse, Benjamin (1979-02-22)
Whiteside, JAy (1983-01-03)
Whittle, Simon (1971-05-11)
Who, Aboutolou (1962-09-13)
Whos Fucked, A Dead Fucker (1984-09-11)
Wikström, Richard (1976-05-25)
Wilkinson, Dan (1092-10-12)
Wilkinson, James (1982-06-23)
Willetts, Lauryn (1985-01-17)
Williams, Alex (1980-06-13)
Williams, Courtney Elizabeth (1990-10-17)
Williams, Graham (1950-11-15)
Williams, Kelvyn (1970-05-10)
Williams, Luke (1977-05-17)
Williams, Luke (1977-05-17)
Williams, Rob (1976-05-31)
Williams, Wayne (1974-11-20)
Willis, Katy (1989-07-22)
Wilson, Andy (1959-01-24)
Wilson, Brandon (1989-06-14)
Wilson, Felix (1974-05-14)
Wilson, Gary (1960-06-22)
Wilson, Matt (1985-06-16)
Wilson, Scott (1970-07-06)
Wilson, Scott (1970-07-06)
Wilson, Thomas (1977-08-29)
Wiltshire, Adam (1990-09-27)
Windsor, Clare (1972-12-10)
Winston, Byron (1976-08-16)
Winter, Cassy (1974-11-07)
Winter, Nicole (1982-08-19)
Wirth, Billy (1974-06-20)
Wise, Alicia (1969-10-27)
Wiseman, Nathan (1971-08-10)
Wood, Ed (1978-09-01)
Wood, Philip (1982-09-08)
Woods, Graham (1975-06-21)
Woods, Paul (1900-01-21)
Wormtongue, Grima (0000-00-00)
Worsfold, Emma (1985-08-07)
Worthington, Nicholas (1978-10-01)
Wozniak, Donna (1960-04-03)
Wozniak, Gregory (1959-11-18)
Wright, Laurie (1950-07-07)
Wright, Li-An (1986-09-09)
Wright, Robert (1972-03-09)
Wright, Sadie-Leanne (1987-02-12)
Wrightson, Bob (1971-09-17)
Wyman, Sean (1983-10-18)
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DISPOSAL
Buried in a nice wood somewhere

COFFIN
Wrapped in a cotton sheet please, no boxes.

RELIGION
Baptised but soon became hydrophobic. Lapsed pagan.

GUESTS
Parents (if they're still around), family as we only see each other at funerals and weddings, as many ex's as you can get in the building (not that you'd need a particularly large building) with Harriet Fitzsimmons and Zoe Martin getting particularly good seats. Anyone else who wants to come really, it's a bad time to start being pissy at people.

MUSIC
The End by The Doors (cliched I know) and everyone has to sit and listen to it goddamnit, followed by The Girl From Ipanema, the long version. What more could you wish for?

READINGS
The Wasteland by TS Eliot. Perhaps a communal effort, different people doing different voices. It should be pointed out that this isn't to bring people down.

EPITAPH
Nathan James Beckett Wiseman 1971-2--- Knew when things were going well! Lived quietly but had a fucking nice one.

OBITUARY
Not a bad bloke really. Tried hard often failed, sometimes succeeded. You can't really ask for much more than that. Nathan would have liked to take this opportunity for thanking some of the most beautiful women on the planet for sharing some time with him. That was the best bit. Finally it should be pointed out that he really knew his shit about music, so there!

OTHER
Some good friends sounds nice if they aren't too busy.