Paul Welke is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
Ideally, the plan is to go into cryonic preservation until such a time as I can safely be fixed up and sent on my way to do the 24th Century talk show circuit. Check first to see if I have made arrangments to do so. If such arrangements have been made, I will likely be wearing a bracelet or necklace denoting this. Failing that, I would like the Delta Chi tattoo removed from my chest, preserved, framed, and donated to the Alberta Chapter of the Delta Chi Fraternity (or to Delta Chi International Headquarters in Iowa if the Alberta Chapter is not active at the time of my death). The rest of my body can be given to Adam and Jamie from MythBusters on TLC. They should be able to find something interesting to do with it. If they don't want it or their show has gone off the air by the time I kick it, just donate it for research or find something really funny to do with it. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I TO BE BURIED!!! What a friggin' waste of space!

COFFIN
My coffin is to be as cheap and as functional as possible. This may be a little more involved if I am to be transported to a cryopreservation facility. At any rate, we're going for function ONLY. Save money for liquor.

RELIGION
No thank you.

GUESTS
Anyone who wants to admit that they knew me is welcome.

MUSIC
1. "Blackbird" -- The Beatles 2. "Answer" -- Sarah McLachlan (and/or "Silence" -- Delerium) 3. "RCAF March Past" 4. "Foven's Mater" -- Bro. Peter S. Johnson 5. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" -- Monty Python 6. "Blue Drag" -- Django Reinhardt 7. "Fields of Gold" -- Sting

READINGS
A bit of Ayn Rand would be nice. I like: "I know not if this earth on which I stand is the core of the universe or if it is but a speck of dust lost in eternity. I know not and I care not. For I know what happiness is possible to me on earth." from "Anthem" Another thing that I cannot make clear enough... NO POETRY. No matter how cute, touching, or appropriate you think it might be, there's a very good chance that I'll think that it's totally lame, so just don't do it.

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