Gregory Wozniak is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
No corporate disposal of my remains. Cremation conducted by a respected local crematorium after everything useful has been donated, please. Ashes to be used in any formal or informal gatherings that follow.

COFFIN
No coffin needed.

RELIGION
Main public gathering for the living to be non-religious, conducted at a practical, sentimental location that makes logistical sense. The scattering of ashes may be conducted at the main public gathering, as well as, any informal private gatherings. Private gatherings to scatter ashes are meant to be informal and personal...do not stress over this detail. Anything you do will be perfect. Locations where the ashes will be dusted are as follows, but not limited to: 1.) South end of the Tolna Rd. properties. 2.) My parents' graves. 3.) Preserved to dust the final resting places of my wife and children or combined with their ashes...we will be together, always. Whoever is chosen to organize and conduct the gatherings must be close family members or friends. No random clerics or professional funeral home stiffs. Make it up as you go. It's OK if the proceedings are not polished. No formal attire, please...seasonal appropriate is fine. Wear something symbolic or sentimental, if you like. Three shotgun blasts would be nice, for Donna, Kelly and Stephen. No post gathering food-fest. Nothing professional. Pot luck is my suggestion (it seems people love to cook and bring food to these affairs.) Include food and drink as part of the gathering. No strangers should prepare or cater for the proceedings (I know this request may be challenging.)

GUESTS
All guests are welcome. No liberals or socialists...just kidding.

MUSIC
Live acoustic music, only. Vocalist, if available. You know what I like.

READINGS
Now's the time to speak up...last chance. Thoughts and readings NEED NOT be humorous, kind, cute, sentimental or rational. Have no one speak who does not know me.

EPITAPH
I like the idea of several small site specific cenotaphs to be erected at the locations where ashes have been scattered. My wife and children may compose the content of brief inscriptions. DOB and DOD are mandatory. Cenotaph designs by me to follow...

OBITUARY
Obituary as composed by my wife and children.

OTHER
May memories of our time together bring you comfort and happiness as long as you live. Our dust will be entwined through all eternity, the same way we lived our lives...never apart.