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Here is what 'monkey mellow' has submitted under Disposal:

possibly c4 strapped to my body, which could then be dropped from 30,000 feet, being exploded about half way down, right over a major city, maybe my home city of Liverpool, at night, on the next available new years night, timed to perfection to allow an amazing view on the bells..... or fired into space on a rocket to be left floating eternally or until the gravitational pull of some unknown planet drags me in close, only for the alien inhabitants to save my body from hitting the ground using some mad technology like a plane or something...only to then revive me using some cosmologically ancient method of magical energy transferal, and declaring me they're god and allowing me to take full planetary control and launch for earth with a massive miltitary force of ships and weapons far more technologically advanced than here on earth, giving me the ability to take over the earth and kick the living shit out of the global system releasing freedom on the planet and reducing commercialism, capatilism, consumerism, communism and any other evil thing being with c like salt and vingar crisps, to nothing, allowing man and animal to once again rule in harmony with mother nature..........or bury me in the woods with a sword and some armoour like a knight...

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