Alan McGregor is preparing to die.

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M, C (1994-04-30)
MacArthur, Gregg (1973-08-21)
MacDonald, Chinstrap (1976-05-19)
Macellaro, D (1971-09-15)
Macgregor, Andrew (1973-12-26)
Mackendrick, Annabelle (1980-02-01)
Mackenzie, John (1967-02-27)
Mackie, Ali (1975-01-03)
Macmaster, David (1969-09-11)
Macpherson, Stella (1977-05-18)
Madden, Hannah (1973-08-30)
Maddison, Daniel (1986-04-26)
Maddock, Julian (1958-08-12)
Maggs, Matthew (1974-12-28)
Maher, Emmy (1984-07-05)
Mahmud, Zeeshan (1982-07-26)
Maile, Jonathan (1970-05-02)
Mala, Dr Ongo (1970-02-06)
Malone, Derrick (1973-10-13)
Manning-Hardy, Wendi (1971-03-15)
Manson, Angelus (1987-01-27)
Manson, Luana (1986-12-26)
Marett, James (1975-09-20)
Marillier, Michelle (1978-11-02)
Marker, Thomas (1964-11-30)
Marquez, Pimentel (1990-01-04)
Marsden, Steve (1956-10-13)
Martin, Erik (1978-05-22)
Martin, Matt (1971-01-29)
Martinez, Cristina (1987-10-20)
Martinez, Krista (1987-07-21)
Mary, Angel (1988-02-18)
Maryy, Mary (1992-08-29)
Mason, Joshua (1992-06-30)
Mateo, Mhacky (1986-10-04)
Matthews, Katie (1985-10-16)
Mattingly, Ralph (1991-02-27)
Maughan, Graeme (1972-10-30)
Mawhinney, Dave (1983-09-19)
Mawhinney, Tina (1984-04-11)
Maxwell, Ellen (1981-01-12)
Mc, Davo (1982-10-08)
Mc Hugh, Bill (1988-01-07)
McAllister, Chris (1978-01-13)
Mcalpine, Fraser (1967-08-19)
McBean, Evan (1992-08-17)
McCabe, Alan (1974-10-04)
McCabe, Ben (1974-09-05)
McCabe, Leanne (1988-08-31)
McCaffrey, Kelly (1987-03-29)
McCallion, Chris (1971-11-05)
McCarter, Suzanne (1963-05-24)
McCarthy, Roy (1972-08-02)
McCarthy, Ruth (1970-11-05)
Mccarthy, Ruth (1970-11-05)
McCarthy, Ruth E. (1970-11-05)
McCaskill, Robert (1965-07-28)
McCauley, Cameron (1987-02-19)
Mcclean, Paul (1971-11-10)
Mcclelland, Becca (1980-10-18)
McConnell, Olivia (1991-02-09)
Mcdade-burn, Skye (1986-09-29)
McDonald, Arthur (1965-05-07)
McDonald, Gail (1963-03-31)
McDougall, James (1980-02-03)
Mcfadden, Lee (1967-01-27)
Mcgillicudy, Leon (1965-03-17)
Mcgillivray, William (1974-08-18)
McGregor, Alan (1972-11-17)
McGuire, Samantha (1991-12-25)
McHaffie, Andy (1968-07-26)
McKay, Archie (1968-06-08)
Mckee, Shane (1987-09-15)
McKee, Shane (0000-00-00)
McKenna, Janine (1992-02-26)
McKenzie, Sü (1976-06-10)
McLachlan, Ross (1982-12-14)
McLaren, Craig (1966-03-16)
Mclean, Laura (1991-11-16)
McLeskey, Michelle (1979-10-07)
McMahan, David (1980-09-10)
Mcmanus, Yvonne (1972-09-24)
McPeake, Phyllis (1977-03-08)
McQueen, Geoff (1970-08-17)
McQuillian, Timothy (1991-01-20)
Mead, Jon (1970-06-06)
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Meehan, Sean (1986-12-17)
MElbourne, William (1980-08-10)
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Merrick, Dan (1964-01-04)
Mets, Andrus (1977-01-19)
Meyer, James (1982-03-10)
Middleton, Andy (1975-04-18)
Migan, Melita (1971-12-16)
Miller, Misty (1979-09-20)
Miller, Nathan (1978-11-29)
Mills, Wendy (1971-10-20)
Milner, James (1975-08-14)
Minguella, Moira (1966-06-06)
Minns, Mike (1971-10-29)
Mitchell, Paul (1977-10-02)
Mitchell, Siobhán (1984-06-08)
Mittendorf, Kate (1977-02-18)
Miv, Miv (1973-04-17)
Mod, Mo (1982-09-15)
Moffat, Warwick (1971-01-18)
Mogren, Alexander (1986-04-01)
Molawczyk, Rodrigo (1988-12-14)
Molina, Carlos (1964-10-06)
Mom, Your (0000-00-00)
Monique, Stephanie (1982-09-15)
Montiel, Franco (1995-06-15)
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Moore, A.J. (1975-01-15)
Moore, Chris (1990-03-03)
Moore, Phil (1961-03-19)
Moore, Philip (1960-11-19)
Moore, Ruby (1980-05-03)
Moreno, Cordón (1993-11-26)
Mori, S. (1985-09-12)
Morris, Nic (1970-07-07)
Mosberg, Todd (1962-01-01)
Moss, Laurence (1978-09-20)
Mr., Cody Holland (1983-06-11)
Muerto, El (1980-04-01)
Muldoon, Mary Anne (1978-05-09)
Munn, Aloysius (1971-12-25)
Munson, Doug (1974-03-27)
Munt, Raymus (1984-01-16)
Murphy, Ciaran (1987-06-15)
Murphy, Ian (1967-06-22)
Murphy, Jason (1969-05-21)
Murphy, Peter (1978-08-08)
Murphy, Ramona (1991-08-19)
Murray, Craig (1980-06-05)
Myers, Wayne (1971-07-23)
Myhill, Phil (1978-07-01)
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DISPOSAL
Cheap eco coffin. Burn. Then sprinkle the ashes at the entrance to Glasgow Barrowlands. If Glasgow Barrowlands no longer exists, then somewhere in the vicinity will do nicely. My neice Jessie gets my belt. *EDIT* whatever ashes are left after my 23 grams are mumufied can get sprinkled at the Barras.

COFFIN
Cheap and nasty - please don't waste any money on a coffin.

RELIGION
Atheist - religion is not my thing.

GUESTS
Friends & family most welcome. Work-wise I only want people that I was actually FRIENDS with. No-one else (especially management). Definitely no students. Friends to wear a 'band' t-shirt. Lorna to wear a Cure one. I want it to be read out at the start: "switch your mobile phones to silent, anyone whose phone goes off will be asked to leave".

MUSIC
Russ Abbot - Atmosphere. I want the coffin to go through on the key change. Grange Hill theme tune as people are leaving.

READINGS
Depends on who outlives me. If I die in the next wee while I'd like Scott McKenzie to do a reading, just to annoy him.

EPITAPH
" ... " he overused the ellipsis. (in Verdana font)

OBITUARY
n/a Statement of the facts only.

OTHER
I'd like my funeral to be mid-week so that people can get a day off work and their weekend's not affected. Friday even better.