David McMahan is preparing to die.

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M, C (1994-04-30)
MacArthur, Gregg (1973-08-21)
MacDonald, Chinstrap (1976-05-19)
Macellaro, D (1971-09-15)
Macgregor, Andrew (1973-12-26)
Mackendrick, Annabelle (1980-02-01)
Mackenzie, John (1967-02-27)
Mackie, Ali (1975-01-03)
Macmaster, David (1969-09-11)
Macpherson, Stella (1977-05-18)
Madden, Hannah (1973-08-30)
Maddison, Daniel (1986-04-26)
Maddock, Julian (1958-08-12)
Maggs, Matthew (1974-12-28)
Maher, Emmy (1984-07-05)
Mahmud, Zeeshan (1982-07-26)
Maile, Jonathan (1970-05-02)
Mala, Dr Ongo (1970-02-06)
Malone, Derrick (1973-10-13)
Manning-Hardy, Wendi (1971-03-15)
Manson, Angelus (1987-01-27)
Manson, Luana (1986-12-26)
Marett, James (1975-09-20)
Marillier, Michelle (1978-11-02)
Marker, Thomas (1964-11-30)
Marquez, Pimentel (1990-01-04)
Marsden, Steve (1956-10-13)
Martin, Erik (1978-05-22)
Martin, Matt (1971-01-29)
Martinez, Cristina (1987-10-20)
Martinez, Krista (1987-07-21)
Mary, Angel (1988-02-18)
Maryy, Mary (1992-08-29)
Mason, Joshua (1992-06-30)
Mateo, Mhacky (1986-10-04)
Matthews, Katie (1985-10-16)
Mattingly, Ralph (1991-02-27)
Maughan, Graeme (1972-10-30)
Mawhinney, Dave (1983-09-19)
Mawhinney, Tina (1984-04-11)
Maxwell, Ellen (1981-01-12)
Mc, Davo (1982-10-08)
Mc Hugh, Bill (1988-01-07)
McAllister, Chris (1978-01-13)
Mcalpine, Fraser (1967-08-19)
McBean, Evan (1992-08-17)
McCabe, Alan (1974-10-04)
McCabe, Ben (1974-09-05)
McCabe, Leanne (1988-08-31)
McCaffrey, Kelly (1987-03-29)
McCallion, Chris (1971-11-05)
McCarter, Suzanne (1963-05-24)
McCarthy, Roy (1972-08-02)
McCarthy, Ruth (1970-11-05)
Mccarthy, Ruth (1970-11-05)
McCarthy, Ruth E. (1970-11-05)
McCaskill, Robert (1965-07-28)
McCauley, Cameron (1987-02-19)
Mcclean, Paul (1971-11-10)
Mcclelland, Becca (1980-10-18)
McConnell, Olivia (1991-02-09)
Mcdade-burn, Skye (1986-09-29)
McDonald, Arthur (1965-05-07)
McDonald, Gail (1963-03-31)
McDougall, James (1980-02-03)
Mcfadden, Lee (1967-01-27)
Mcgillicudy, Leon (1965-03-17)
Mcgillivray, William (1974-08-18)
McGregor, Alan (1972-11-17)
McGuire, Samantha (1991-12-25)
McHaffie, Andy (1968-07-26)
McKay, Archie (1968-06-08)
Mckee, Shane (1987-09-15)
McKee, Shane (0000-00-00)
McKenna, Janine (1992-02-26)
McKenzie, Sü (1976-06-10)
McLachlan, Ross (1982-12-14)
McLaren, Craig (1966-03-16)
Mclean, Laura (1991-11-16)
McLeskey, Michelle (1979-10-07)
McMahan, David (1980-09-10)
Mcmanus, Yvonne (1972-09-24)
McPeake, Phyllis (1977-03-08)
McQueen, Geoff (1970-08-17)
McQuillian, Timothy (1991-01-20)
Mead, Jon (1970-06-06)
Mee, Matthew (1965-09-18)
Meehan, Sean (1986-12-17)
MElbourne, William (1980-08-10)
Mellow, Monkey (1997-03-21)
Mengmeng1, Mengmeng1 (1975-11-20)
Mercer, Neil (1974-03-16)
Merrick, Dan (1964-01-04)
Mets, Andrus (1977-01-19)
Meyer, James (1982-03-10)
Middleton, Andy (1975-04-18)
Migan, Melita (1971-12-16)
Miller, Misty (1979-09-20)
Miller, Nathan (1978-11-29)
Mills, Wendy (1971-10-20)
Milner, James (1975-08-14)
Minguella, Moira (1966-06-06)
Minns, Mike (1971-10-29)
Mitchell, Paul (1977-10-02)
Mitchell, Siobhán (1984-06-08)
Mittendorf, Kate (1977-02-18)
Miv, Miv (1973-04-17)
Mod, Mo (1982-09-15)
Moffat, Warwick (1971-01-18)
Mogren, Alexander (1986-04-01)
Molawczyk, Rodrigo (1988-12-14)
Molina, Carlos (1964-10-06)
Mom, Your (0000-00-00)
Monique, Stephanie (1982-09-15)
Montiel, Franco (1995-06-15)
MONTOYA, SELMA (1989-06-15)
Moore, A.J. (1975-01-15)
Moore, Chris (1990-03-03)
Moore, Phil (1961-03-19)
Moore, Philip (1960-11-19)
Moore, Ruby (1980-05-03)
Moreno, Cordón (1993-11-26)
Mori, S. (1985-09-12)
Morris, Nic (1970-07-07)
Mosberg, Todd (1962-01-01)
Moss, Laurence (1978-09-20)
Mr., Cody Holland (1983-06-11)
Muerto, El (1980-04-01)
Muldoon, Mary Anne (1978-05-09)
Munn, Aloysius (1971-12-25)
Munson, Doug (1974-03-27)
Munt, Raymus (1984-01-16)
Murphy, Ciaran (1987-06-15)
Murphy, Ian (1967-06-22)
Murphy, Jason (1969-05-21)
Murphy, Peter (1978-08-08)
Murphy, Ramona (1991-08-19)
Murray, Craig (1980-06-05)
Myers, Wayne (1971-07-23)
Myhill, Phil (1978-07-01)
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DISPOSAL
If I die any time soon I am to be frozen for thawing and reanimation later if that exists, and that would be the preferred method of choice. If that isn't possible then disintegration, absolutely nothing left, not even atoms if possible, it all must go. Since it's not possible to destroy matter send it into another universe/dimension/to the very end of time if they exist. This is assuming we will have the technology for this in the future. If that isn't possible then cremation. Although if I have a wife I'm to be buried until she dies (or vice-versa if she dies before me) and then thrown into the same casket.

COFFIN
A black toe pincher with black or silver lining (with room for two). I am to be buried in my black duster with hat and boots, and either one of my "Scary Guy" shirts or the "I'm so goth I'm dead." shirt. Cheap would be nice but I want what I want.

RELIGION
If any priest, reverend, minister, pastor, father, rabbi, or any of the like show up they are to be kicked out. I am an Atheist so there will be no need for any of that (unless it's an Atheist officiant.)

GUESTS
Everyone is invited, there will be a cover charge though of 5 dollars and no one under 21 allowed.

MUSIC
All of my DJ friends will spin, and all my requests too, lots of HIM, Killing Joke, Nine Inch Nails, Gary Numan, Ozzy Osbourne, Sisters of Mercy. I'll compile a complete list of bands eventually.

READINGS
Anything as long as it's morbid, they can decide. I'll make a quotes list and put that up eventually as well.

EPITAPH
Well what does one say now? No words can sum up a persons life in this small space except "I existed" and that in the end is all that really matters. Yes I existed, I hope it was worth it and I'm not taking up this space for nothing. Scary Guy (A.K.A. David Andrew McMahan) (Metal tombstone, black, something that won't ever oxidize with my picture on it, and if I'm rich a statue of me or a hologram powered by solar panels.)

OBITUARY
He was known as Scary Guy by his friends. He was born the 10th day of the 9th month in the year 1980 C.E. and lived for (number goes here) years until his death in (whenever I die). He was always a technical wizard and good with electronics and computers. He always did what he could to fix everyone's problems, not just of a technical nature either. He loved his close friends and would die for them. He loved music, would DJ for fun, and was very active in the gothic/industrial scene. (finish this later).

OTHER
The gig will be set up by my spouse or current girlfriend, best friend, or my parents, in that order too. Preferably held at The Northern Lights Lounge in Detroit.