Don Isherwood is preparing to die.

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Ince, Russell John (1977-07-07)
Ingoldsby, Linus (1974-06-07)
Innes, Cecilia (1989-09-27)
Irvine, David (1979-11-16)
Isherwood, Don (1956-02-28)
Isteric, Rhys (1984-09-09)
Isteric, Rhys (1984-09-09)
Itall, Lived (1965-05-26)
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DISPOSAL
Drive to place of burial at local speed limit or slightly faster but no more than (speed limit +10% +2). I hated being stuck behind a funeral! Then bury me under a tree (Oak or Maple not a sycamore). Tree to be planted on top of filled in grave. This will allow my body to nourish the tree. Every autumn parts of me will be spread around as the leaves fly south for winter. (I always had a sense of humus)

COFFIN
Wicker basket, easy access for the worms who will spread me throughout the land (slowly) probably the slowest I will ever have travelled

RELIGION
Born again atheist. Do not mention the 'Big Yin' just turn up say 'ta ra' and go home to get on with your own lives. Vege food available and real ale.............vegan from The Marble Brewery Manchester.

GUESTS
Anyone who knew me, so you wont need a big room. Don't invite God in any way.

MUSIC
Tom Waits- I'll pick the songs later (if I have 'Time') Guests to sing along, they wont know the songs so it will be a wonderfull tribute to Tom's Genius. 'Innocent when you dream',should definately be included. If I haven't named the songs, by the time I die, put every album he ever produced onto an I-Pod and press shuffle. Leave after three or four tracks, That's probably enough for most of you!!! especialy Pam. If you are still alive Tom,thanks for Dublin 2008.

READINGS
Spike Milligan-The'veggy Lion', read by a veggie friend............. Also the bit from the 'Little Prince' about the butterflies!

EPITAPH
"Life gave me the opportunity to partake in others memories........"

OBITUARY
Things break.........don't they?

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Special Thanks to the 8 or 9, you know who you are! I don't though, I was drunk at the time!!