Alan Gow is preparing to die.

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G, G (1955-09-01)
G, Nick (1990-09-26)
G., Rekky (1990-04-14)
Gacia, PAULA (1973-08-02)
Gage, Nick (1974-08-12)
Gage, Nick (1974-08-12)
Gahdoffkoehrn, Katie (1986-03-09)
GALL, JEFFREY (1941-06-19)
Gallegos, Gabby (1970-06-20)
Gamble, Carl (1976-03-03)
Garcia, Paula (1973-08-02)
Garcia, Rick (1982-07-05)
Garden, John (1975-06-09)
Garden, Rose (1986-03-10)
Gardiner, Ian (1979-10-20)
Gardner, Aneirin (1987-10-26)
Garika, G (1986-04-20)
Gassmann, Alexander (1988-02-26)
Genzler, Martin (1976-02-04)
George, Gavin (1989-04-03)
George, Sashell (1983-05-13)
George, Zeaus (1978-06-20)
Gervaise Brazier, Jim (1976-06-05)
Gibson, Sophie (1990-12-21)
Gil, Diana (1991-01-04)
Gilbert, Jon (1972-03-08)
Gill, Reggie (1978-12-25)
Gill-Harrison, Kelvin (1977-05-30)
Gillespie, Bobby (1962-06-22)
Gilliam, Stephanie (1986-05-10)
Gillies, Rod (1970-05-23)
Gilmour, Christopher (1978-12-12)
Gimpo, Gimpo (1962-04-26)
Glenn, Jennifer (1986-05-10)
Gnihton Eht, The Nothing (1983-03-02)
Goede, Kathryn (1972-05-26)
Goldman, Eyal (1977-07-02)
Goldstein, Yuval (1978-05-07)
Gommon, Ed (1978-10-19)
Gonzales, Sofia (1978-05-30)
Goodman, Ross (2006-04-23)
Goodway, Beth (1990-07-23)
Gordon, Mart (1975-08-06)
Gorton, Nicholas (1971-10-27)
Gow, Alan (1973-12-11)
Gow, Charlotte (1979-04-05)
Goyal, Gourav (1992-02-24)
Goyal, Sandeep (1979-10-30)
Gradwell, Patrick (1974-01-16)
Graham, Phillip (1968-10-24)
Grange, Holly (1985-08-15)
Grant, Alyssa (1990-11-11)
Grant, Chris (1972-08-23)
Grant, Hijinio (1988-12-05)
Grant, Scott (1973-06-16)
Graves-johnston, Andrew Richard (1960-02-29)
Gray, Chris (1972-03-10)
Gray, Jackie (1986-02-27)
Gray, Patrick (1972-09-16)
Grears, Chris (1981-11-10)
Green, Dave (1973-06-04)
GREEN, DAVID (1973-06-04)
Green, Joshua (1980-05-26)
Green, Steve (1975-10-29)
Griffin, Carol (1983-11-07)
Guativa, Mauricio (1992-01-24)
Guest, John (1971-12-23)
Gul, Gulraiz (1985-10-24)
Gunning, Erin (1957-10-07)
Gura, Jemma (1972-09-09)
Guthrie, Blake (2007-05-07)
Guy, Ian (1963-10-29)
Gwyer, Matt (1989-12-03)
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DISPOSAL
Burn it. No need to leave it sitting around making the place look untidy. Scatter me in the Lake District, somewhere near Ambleside. Near the tree where my wife (Charlotte Gow) will be / is.

COFFIN
Nothin' fancy. I mean, you're gonna burn it.

RELIGION
Nup.

GUESTS
Friends and family who want to be there. No duty. No expectation.

MUSIC
Maybe Mazzy Star 'Into Dust', during the funeral, and Iggy's 'Lust For Life' on the way out, to lighten the mood. Or that song from South Park about uncles. You know the one.

READINGS
Somebody say something honest but perhaps sticking mainly to the good bits? Above all, nothing to be said about me by anyone who didn't actually know me.

EPITAPH
No memorial. No point. (Of a memorial, not of me)

OBITUARY
How the hell should I know? 'Al. He was a #@£&.'

OTHER
Lay on some grub, yeah?