Daniel Lee is preparing to die. A B C D E F G H I J K L, Charlie (1976-01-11) Laddermadness, Shy (1976-02-27) Ladhams, Lindsey (1976-05-26) Laguna, Trish (1978-12-07) Landgraf, Theo (1974-07-18) Lane, Polly (1988-09-18) Lanning, Loretta (1958-07-16) Lardot, Janne (1976-10-05) Lasarev, Alex (1979-02-10) Lassauer, Silvan (1974-12-19) LastName, FirstName (1977-08-11) Lau, Ki Chung (1986-04-04) Laughton, Kev (1960-10-22) Laundon, Sarah (1981-09-18) Lautenbach, Cathy (1973-12-01) Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06) Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06) Lawrinson, Martin (1972-10-24) Le Cornu, Louise (1984-09-08) Lea, Phil (1973-07-19) Lear, Amanda (1980-08-20) Lee, Daniel (1975-12-17) Lee, Michael Lloyd (2003-07-27) Lee, Sam (1991-02-04) Leech, Johanna (1985-06-16) LeRoc, Shane (1985-03-27) Leung, Jackson (1950-12-30) Lewis, Catherine (1967-09-08) Lewis, Hanah (1987-10-29) Li, Xao (1989-02-04) Liette, Dafne (1991-06-09) Lietz, Mike (1979-09-23) Linjordet, Trond (1983-02-26) Linton, Olle (1972-04-16) Little, Andy (1974-03-03) Lloyd, David (1983-01-17) Lock, Michael (1976-05-05) Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03) Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03) Longacre, Zach (1988-05-29) Looman, Marcus (1972-08-25) Lopez, Analopez (1988-10-10) Lopezcely, GH (1977-02-10) Lovebuzz, Sarah (1987-10-01) Lowe, Kevin (1976-09-03) Lund, Fiona (1968-11-20) Lunn, Dave (1976-01-10) Lusty, Christopher (1973-03-30) Lyons, Christopher (1979-07-29) M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z
DISPOSAL Whatever's cheap. I'm dead. I don't care. I no longer have the ability to care.
Feel free to do something amusing with my corpse. If it makes you laugh, go ahead. No sex, though.
COFFIN Cover me in donuts. Duct tape them to me.
RELIGION I was a Quaker.
GUESTS I want Bill Drummond there, and absolutely nobody else.
MUSIC What the hell, make it "My Way" by the Sex Pistols.
READINGS The lyrics to the following:
Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back"
Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby"
and
Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant"
EPITAPH
OBITUARY He was born.
He drank.
He cussed.
He picked his nose.
He farted in church.
And now he's dead.
You'll be dead one day.
Have you farted in church while cussing, drinking, and picking your nose?
OTHER
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