Louise Le Cornu is preparing to die.

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L, Charlie (1976-01-11)
Laddermadness, Shy (1976-02-27)
Ladhams, Lindsey (1976-05-26)
Laguna, Trish (1978-12-07)
Landgraf, Theo (1974-07-18)
Lane, Polly (1988-09-18)
Lanning, Loretta (1958-07-16)
Lardot, Janne (1976-10-05)
Lasarev, Alex (1979-02-10)
Lassauer, Silvan (1974-12-19)
LastName, FirstName (1977-08-11)
Lau, Ki Chung (1986-04-04)
Laughton, Kev (1960-10-22)
Laundon, Sarah (1981-09-18)
Lautenbach, Cathy (1973-12-01)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Laverick, Shaun (1968-11-06)
Lawrinson, Martin (1972-10-24)
Le Cornu, Louise (1984-09-08)
Lea, Phil (1973-07-19)
Lear, Amanda (1980-08-20)
Lee, Daniel (1975-12-17)
Lee, Michael Lloyd (2003-07-27)
Lee, Sam (1991-02-04)
Leech, Johanna (1985-06-16)
LeRoc, Shane (1985-03-27)
Leung, Jackson (1950-12-30)
Lewis, Catherine (1967-09-08)
Lewis, Hanah (1987-10-29)
Li, Xao (1989-02-04)
Liette, Dafne (1991-06-09)
Lietz, Mike (1979-09-23)
Linjordet, Trond (1983-02-26)
Linton, Olle (1972-04-16)
Little, Andy (1974-03-03)
Lloyd, David (1983-01-17)
Lock, Michael (1976-05-05)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Lone Bear, Stacy (1985-07-03)
Longacre, Zach (1988-05-29)
Looman, Marcus (1972-08-25)
Lopez, Analopez (1988-10-10)
Lopezcely, GH (1977-02-10)
Lovebuzz, Sarah (1987-10-01)
Lowe, Kevin (1976-09-03)
Lund, Fiona (1968-11-20)
Lunn, Dave (1976-01-10)
Lusty, Christopher (1973-03-30)
Lyons, Christopher (1979-07-29)
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DISPOSAL
I want to be burned and my ashes to be thrown into the sea. Any sea, I don't mind. Not a horrible sea. And it has to actually be the sea and not a river that flows into the sea. Don't be lazy.

COFFIN
Star shaped and black. I want the fabric inside to be red silk.

RELIGION
If anyone tries to turn my funeral even remotely relegious based punch them in the face.

GUESTS
I want my followers on Twitter to be informed. Anyone who is not family, or not on Twitter who appear in my facebook friends list, don't invite them.

MUSIC
Cells - The Servant Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf

READINGS
I want the lyrics to Africa by Toto to be read by a small group of people.

EPITAPH
Here lies the greatest person who ever lived.

OBITUARY
Eater of bacon, wearer of hats, queen of everything. The best person to have existed anywhere in the world.

OTHER
I want people to feel comfortable to throw themselves on my coffin crying. No one should wear black, in fact fancy dress would be more approapriate and hats are allowed. No one should be sad, because I was awesome in life and will remain awesome in death.