Oliver Turner is preparing to die. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T, K (1953-11-10) T, M (1987-05-10) T, Sian (1983-03-14) Tacker, John-Michael (1993-12-24) Tait, Ken (1966-02-22) Tate, Chris (1971-12-31) Tayeng, Butengt (1989-07-05) Taylor, Catriona (1982-01-27) Taylor, Sebastian (1972-08-27) Teer, Phil (1967-05-18) Telford, Robert (1984-01-01) Telling, NOT (1989-05-09) Tenebrarum, V (1985-03-20) Test, Test (1973-04-05) Thailand, Nissy (1965-11-19) The Bash, Ash (1976-10-20) The Lizard Boy, Raul (1988-01-07) The Quizmaster, Ade (1976-05-01) The Younger, Tom (1972-08-14) The-Thirdman, Tim (1963-08-24) TheLepper, Klepper (1970-03-22) Thomas, Nathan (1991-01-14) Thomas, Patrick (1958-04-28) Thompson, Dan (1974-06-17) Thompson, Flex (1986-04-12) Thompson, Jennifer (1980-06-05) Thompson, Jenny (1989-03-02) Thompson, Joanna (1985-02-28) Thompson, Kyle (1976-07-04) Thompson, Martin (1975-03-02) Thompson, Mel (1986-08-17) Thompson, Susannah (1974-08-07) Thompson, Tracey (1974-02-13) Thornburgh, Max (1974-01-18) Thornburgh, Rudi (1977-06-22) Thornton, Kelly (1982-08-31) Thurston, Ruby (1988-07-04) Tilbury, Lawry Joseph (1980-07-10) Timelord, Ford (1988-05-28) Tingle, William (1978-06-27) Titley, Daniel (1980-05-20) Tomatoes, Puree (1977-12-26) Torres Carigga, Alonso (1989-03-22) Tourle, Stuart (1979-08-08) Toy, Anthony (0000-00-00) Traynor, Jo (1984-11-25) Tremaine, Sonny (1981-08-30) Tresadern, Heidi (1978-06-28) Tribe, Michelle (1974-01-08) Trostancki, Lucas (1981-03-29) Troughton, Mark (1965-05-09) Turnbull, Alex (1978-07-22) Turner, Craig (1979-08-23) Turner, Gemma (1989-11-03) Turner, Oliver (1981-12-08) Twine, Jamie (1973-11-10) Twisselmann, Keike (1967-07-29) Tyrer, Dave (1966-01-08) Tyzack, Parry (1966-06-06) U V W Y Z
DISPOSAL It would have to be something deserved of the life I lived. In which case it would be buried behind the Off-License I was raised in. Underneath the cobbles in the alley.
COFFIN More than Likely, a very large crate. Containing my body, with all of my possessions, or at least as many as can be fit into the box. Ideally I would like what ever wealth and riches I possessed and my guitars. Then my records, books, videos and DVD's would be in a seperate box more than likely.
RELIGION Due to my stubborn, childish, metal viewpoint of organised religion there would be a nice buffet and a few bottles of complimentary wine put on at my house.
GUESTS To be honest, I imagine it would annoy everyone if they didn't get an invite. So i will refuse invites to everyone. Not even family or friends. that way they will remember me for who i was, rather than a big box buried under the cobbles.
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