Oliver Turner is preparing to die.

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T, K (1953-11-10)
T, M (1987-05-10)
T, Sian (1983-03-14)
Tacker, John-Michael (1993-12-24)
Tait, Ken (1966-02-22)
Tate, Chris (1971-12-31)
Tayeng, Butengt (1989-07-05)
Taylor, Catriona (1982-01-27)
Taylor, Sebastian (1972-08-27)
Teer, Phil (1967-05-18)
Telford, Robert (1984-01-01)
Telling, NOT (1989-05-09)
Tenebrarum, V (1985-03-20)
Test, Test (1973-04-05)
Thailand, Nissy (1965-11-19)
The Bash, Ash (1976-10-20)
The Lizard Boy, Raul (1988-01-07)
The Quizmaster, Ade (1976-05-01)
The Younger, Tom (1972-08-14)
The-Thirdman, Tim (1963-08-24)
TheLepper, Klepper (1970-03-22)
Thomas, Nathan (1991-01-14)
Thomas, Patrick (1958-04-28)
Thompson, Dan (1974-06-17)
Thompson, Flex (1986-04-12)
Thompson, Jennifer (1980-06-05)
Thompson, Jenny (1989-03-02)
Thompson, Joanna (1985-02-28)
Thompson, Kyle (1976-07-04)
Thompson, Martin (1975-03-02)
Thompson, Mel (1986-08-17)
Thompson, Susannah (1974-08-07)
Thompson, Tracey (1974-02-13)
Thornburgh, Max (1974-01-18)
Thornburgh, Rudi (1977-06-22)
Thornton, Kelly (1982-08-31)
Thurston, Ruby (1988-07-04)
Tilbury, Lawry Joseph (1980-07-10)
Timelord, Ford (1988-05-28)
Tingle, William (1978-06-27)
Titley, Daniel (1980-05-20)
Tomatoes, Puree (1977-12-26)
Torres Carigga, Alonso (1989-03-22)
Tourle, Stuart (1979-08-08)
Toy, Anthony (0000-00-00)
Traynor, Jo (1984-11-25)
Tremaine, Sonny (1981-08-30)
Tresadern, Heidi (1978-06-28)
Tribe, Michelle (1974-01-08)
Trostancki, Lucas (1981-03-29)
Troughton, Mark (1965-05-09)
Turnbull, Alex (1978-07-22)
Turner, Craig (1979-08-23)
Turner, Gemma (1989-11-03)
Turner, Oliver (1981-12-08)
Twine, Jamie (1973-11-10)
Twisselmann, Keike (1967-07-29)
Tyrer, Dave (1966-01-08)
Tyzack, Parry (1966-06-06)
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DISPOSAL
It would have to be something deserved of the life I lived. In which case it would be buried behind the Off-License I was raised in. Underneath the cobbles in the alley.

COFFIN
More than Likely, a very large crate. Containing my body, with all of my possessions, or at least as many as can be fit into the box. Ideally I would like what ever wealth and riches I possessed and my guitars. Then my records, books, videos and DVD's would be in a seperate box more than likely.

RELIGION
Due to my stubborn, childish, metal viewpoint of organised religion there would be a nice buffet and a few bottles of complimentary wine put on at my house.

GUESTS
To be honest, I imagine it would annoy everyone if they didn't get an invite. So i will refuse invites to everyone. Not even family or friends. that way they will remember me for who i was, rather than a big box buried under the cobbles.

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