Thomas Edmonds Jr. is preparing to die.

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Eade, David (1982-08-18)
Edgar, Kristyn (1991-07-27)
EDGAR, MATTHEW (1967-12-22)
Edmonds Jr., Thomas (1973-01-11)
Eduardo, Al (1974-01-16)
Edwards, Daphne (1931-12-09)
Edwards, Dominic (1972-08-06)
Edwards, Kevin (1986-04-30)
Edwards, Lee (1974-05-11)
Edwards, Martin (1969-09-19)
Edwards, Paul (1980-02-12)
Eevers, Tijs (1990-04-20)
Egan, Simon (1967-02-27)
Eight, Jamie (1991-06-20)
Ekins, Stu (1974-11-16)
Ekstrand, Ola (1974-06-21)
Elbow, Mr. (1991-09-19)
Eldred, Paige (1992-09-06)
Elizabeth, Kelly (1989-01-01)
Elliott, Karl (1972-12-11)
Ellis, Steve (1966-10-28)
EmbryncCel, Ded (1987-10-24)
Emo!! Girl, Princess (1995-10-29)
Emra, Andy (1978-10-16)
Ender, (0000-00-00)
Erkens, Toni (1971-06-15)
Erskine, Hannah (1989-01-01)
Esquivel, Alejandra (1987-10-06)
Evans, Beth (1986-08-30)
Evans, Gaz (1963-07-13)
Evans, Matthew (1975-03-13)
Evanson, Pete (1965-12-23)
Eve, Mary (1955-12-21)
Evil, J (1975-12-04)
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DISPOSAL
I would prefer cremation. Why even bother with a coffin? Air burial might also be interesting (having my body placed on a mountain plateau to be pecked apart by birds), but is probably too expensive a proposition to consider.

COFFIN
If I can't be cremated, I want a plain wooden box. I don't think anybody should have to shell out a lot of money for something that they'll only see a couple of times and then BURY. That doesn't make any sense to me.

RELIGION
A rave would be great. Just set up some equipment and have the ashes or whatever nearby. If not, at least a wake with an open bar. Casual dress, preferably black.

GUESTS
If they didn't want to come, they probably won't come. I'm not going to be around to care one way or the other, and if someone I don't like shows up, maybe I can torment them from the other side.

MUSIC
(if there's no rave or for a wake)
Neil Young - My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)
Fragile State - 600 Bliss
Moodswings - The Path of Least Resistance
Snog - Citizens
Front 242 - Mutilate
Portishead - Humming
Maria McKee - If Love Is A Red Dress
Steely Dan - Sun Mountain (from ANDROID WAREHOUSE)
Break Reform - Perfect Season
Lamb - Just Is
Massive Attack - What Your Soul Sings
The Cinematic Orchestra f. Fontella Bass - All That You Give
Tina Turner - Wildest Dreams (Morel's Downer Mix)
FC/Kahuna - Hayling


READINGS


EPITAPH
SHRUG YOUR SHOULDERS
SHAKE YOUR HEAD
WALK AWAY
ENOUGH IS SAID


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