Graeme Maughan is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
First choice - buried at sea, let the fishes eat me. Second choice - buried in woodland, let the worms eat me and the trees absorb me.

COFFIN
No coffin if you can get away with it. A biodegradable cardboard one if you can't. If you bury me at sea, remember to weight it a bit.

RELIGION
No religion. No bloody readings from any religious handbooks. I guess a humanist or pagan approach would be nice. Something that recognises I was human and liked nature.

GUESTS
Whoever wants to turn up, can. They have to have fun, though, and not get mawkish. If people get mawkish, make them stand outside for 10 minutes until they've cheered up.

MUSIC
Pink Floyd - Goodbye Cruel World (just for a laugh). And then play lots of music afterward at a party. Here are some suggestions (guests can add their own): Nick Drake - Hazy Jane II Van Morrisson - The Way Young Lovers Do Pink Floyd - Time Tim Buckley - Buzzin' Fly, I Never Asked To Be Your Mountain Beach Boys - Sloop John B Make sure you have a dance and a sing.

READINGS
Nothing religious. After that, whatever you think first best.

EPITAPH
Kiss my ass, motherfuckers.

OBITUARY
I came, I saw, I died.

OTHER
Please have a party. Have a laugh. Celebrate my passing. Life was good, it was interesting, I was glad to have been alive. I think I made the most of it. Don't be sad.