Alexander Riding is preparing to die.

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Race, Anne-Marie (1968-09-15)
Raj, Mohan (1988-08-05)
RAJPUT, SANTOSH (1988-06-17)
Ralph, Owen (1994-01-30)
Ramirez Estelar, Ana (1989-09-01)
Rancid, Rikki (1992-01-20)
Random, Roy (1961-07-14)
Ranjan, Rohan (1985-11-03)
Rashkova, Neli (1989-06-12)
Ravenscroft, Leon (1973-02-11)
Rawlings, Del (1974-12-30)
Rawlins, Ric (1980-03-31)
Ray, Rajesh (1972-08-20)
Rayner, Nicholas (1980-11-12)
Read, Cam (0000-00-00)
Reducer, Soni (1979-11-12)
Reed, Bethany (1988-11-19)
Reed, Mark (1973-07-03)
Regan, Andy (1982-07-29)
Reith, Philip ATV (1977-03-13)
Relf, Kenneth (1973-09-02)
Remnant, Leigh (1981-07-15)
Remnant, Mark (1975-07-16)
Renju, Ab (1990-01-27)
Reynolds, GL (1970-03-22)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
Rhind, Neil (1980-12-04)
Rhodes, Ed (1973-07-06)
Rich, Dave (1974-06-08)
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Richards, Tim (1964-08-24)
Richardson, Alec (1983-02-17)
Richardson, Martin (1972-01-12)
Richardson, Marty (1972-01-12)
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Riding, Alexander (1984-03-23)
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Roche, Jay (1968-05-20)
Rodri, Lica (1986-07-24)
Rodrigues, Jailson (1977-07-08)
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Rossignol, Jim (1978-07-18)
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Rothery, Barry (1957-04-29)
Rowe, Gavin (1973-02-06)
Roy, Leanne (1987-02-23)
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DISPOSAL
I plan to be cremated in a little (or large, depending on the size of my popularity at the time of death) ceremony. My ashes will be placed inside a classic urn. Which in turn will be placed inside a sturdy and hardwearing (possibly fibreglass) lifesize replica of Arthur Fonzarelli (The Fonz) from the popular american sitcom 'Happy Days'. Thumbs up optional.

COFFIN
The Fibreglass Fonzie (as mentioned above) should be placed inside a sturdy and hardwearing pink cadillac. This pink cadillac should be prepped for space travel and should be attached to a rocket as soon as possible. The cadillac could have its own rocket or it could 'piggy back' on someone elses rocket to save money. The cadillac is then launched into space, preferably at an angle which will cause it to become caught in an orbiting pattern similar to that of a comet.

RELIGION
No religon is strictly necessary, however anyone will be able to celebrate / mourn in a way in which they see fit. Suggestions welcome.

GUESTS
The only people who are not welcome are Bono, Johnny Borrell and Bob Geldof. Everybody else can come and bring friends. I'm sure Bono, Johnny and Bob will probably be busy anyway. This is subject to change should my opinion of Bono, Johnny or Bob change.

MUSIC
During the readings, 'The sinking of the titanic' by Gavin Bryars (either the classic released performance that I own or a newer version) should be played for the full 25 minutes. Once the cremation has begun, all of 'Sister Ray' by The Velvet Underground should be played. 'Space Oddity' by David Bowie should follow as the ashes are placed inside the fonzie and the rocket launch is readied.

READINGS
A few people will be nominated nearer the time to perform short readings reflecting on my time spent on earth. Possibly a few jokes will be read and maybe the lyrics of Dylan as well.

EPITAPH
'I was told by a wise man that before you criticise anyone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you criticise them, not only are you a mile away, but you also have their shoes.'

OBITUARY
He came, he saw, he fucked off again.

OTHER
Clothing should be either generic casual / hawaian or pagan ceremonial robes to add necessary gravitas. Food should be served throughout the ceremony. Following the cremation and the launch of the rocket, three rave's should begin, each one sighted on one of the three roundabouts leading out of Leicester (near the massive Borders and the Leicester post office.