Andrew Cocks is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
cremation. preferably in varanasi but never been there so don't know exit requirements. if conventional cremation in non hindu country please place ashes near a cider apple tree in a remnant orchard in the orest of dean please.

COFFIN
reinforced cardboard coffin lined with french language newspapers, preferably La Liberation, bring your stencils and cans if you want to spray on messages

RELIGION
humanist (or hindu if required for disposal, see above)

GUESTS
if it looks like there's not going to be 20 people, can you bring some friends so that could be officially classed as a rave under Section 63 of the Criminal Justice Act - do bring an instrument of some description, i'd love you to join in in case of a technical

MUSIC
my brother to choose but must include at least two hours of sounds wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats. if mat's not available then choose something written by me but never performed before. check journals for lyrics and hard drive for beats, then adjourn to pub, fast, the songs are short

READINGS
my sister to read anything she wishes. if Eleanor's not available for any reason just read nonsense from Edward Lear, the less poignant the better

EPITAPH
can someone keep an eye on the plants

OBITUARY


OTHER
Can you get booze in varanasi? if not allowed then maybe scrap that idea. How about floating me off in a kayak under the Connel bridge when the tides going out, hopefully they should have some tidal power schemes up there and i'll get torn to pieces by massive underwater turbines