vicki westberg is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
as long as it's not left under the floorboards or buried in my parent's back garden, i'm quite happy. i want to be cremated (after donating the organs that the docs mite find useful) n my ashes to be scattered at sea - so all the fuckers who want to dance on my grave, feel free! I could never swim anyway!

COFFIN
if you put me in something that resembles my mother's aynsley vases, i'll die of embarrassment. a little black vase will b nice. once i've been chucked away, they'll be able to keep some pretty flowers in it. (or a hidden camera, that wud b cool.)

RELIGION
on my deathbed, i'm planning to convert to a newcastle supporter - i'd rather c 1 of them die than a sunderland fan! at my funeral (i'm sure you'll b relieved 2 hear) no tears - but tht doesnt mean i'm gunna let you jump 4 joy, if u do, i'll haunt u! my funeral should b a celebration. no you morons - a celebratrion of my albeit short life, not a celebration that i've croaked it.

GUESTS
family and friends welcome, bring your own booze. seein as tho i'll b dead, spirits only. no cider or pussy drinks! for those who come specifically 2 make sure i'm dead, don't bother. but if u do bother, i'll knock once on the coffin for dead and 2 for i'm alive!

MUSIC
'staying alive' by the BeeGees. (is that too corny??) ok, ok. my fav song. i'll let them have a choice. they can choose between Fergie 'Big Girls Don't Cry' or Leon Jackson 'When You Believe' or anything by S Club 7 or Jo O'Meara. see, said i'm not picky.

READINGS
hmmm. i think i should limit people to 20 words. even in a state of deadness i dont think i could b arsed with ppl goin on and on and on and on! oh, i guess the Lord's Prayer would have to be done.

EPITAPH
she was an idiot, but that's why we loved her. Vic

OBITUARY
ok, i'm absolutely no angel, so if anyone wants to make something up, just so they have a decent memory of me, feel free!

OTHER
when i die, i want my parents to know i'm sorry about the debt, but thats y i pay the loan protection insurance. sell my car on ebay. some sucker will buy it. offer a 2 for 1 deal, buy the car, get a free ghost. miss u all, but i guess u will miss me more, seeing as though i'll b dead, and the power of thought will have long gone!!