Carl Borgstrom is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
Take the good parts and disperse them among the needy, then burn the rest.

COFFIN
A cardboard box will do

RELIGION
If anybody even as much as HINTS of introducing any religion at my funeral I swear I'll haunt them forever!

GUESTS
Anybody interested is welcome...

MUSIC
Watermelon in Easter Hay

READINGS
Aw, just keep it short!

EPITAPH
Oh please, no memorials...

OBITUARY


OTHER
Make sure it's a good party with plenty of good food and drink, traditional swedish style.