Jacob Brookman is preparing to die.

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DISPOSAL
Cremation in an English country spot; somewhere in the South Downs or Dukeries, and then to be sprinkled in the River Aveyron, in the south of France.

COFFIN
Some eco friendly nonsense that they have in Brighton.

RELIGION
No religion, though it may be good to have a vicar oversee the ceremony, as they're experienced at this sort of thing.

GUESTS
Obviously close friends and family, but it would be good if we could get some people in who really disliked me, for fidelity's sake. Toby, who I usurped from a band, a couple of guys I've had fights with, my boss at the corner shop, who saw me as a threat, a guy called Tom whose girlfriend I came on to.

MUSIC
Upon entry, Brahms' Cello Concerto. Upon the coffin going through the curtain, 'Ebeneezer Goode' by The Shamen, with red lights as the 'Naughty naughty' is said.

READINGS
Words from Mary's Poem in Juno and the Paycock on 'Humanity's Strife With Nature' An' we felt the power that fashion'd All the lovely things we saw, That created all the murmur Of an everlasting law, Was a hand of force an' beauty, With an eagle's tearin' claw. Then we saw our globe of beauty Was an ugly thing as well, A hymn divine whose chorus Was an agonizin' yell; Like the story of a demon, That an angel had to tell; Like a glowin' picture by a Hand unsteady, brought to ruin; Like her craters, if their deadness Could give life unto the moon; Like the agonizing horror Of a violin out of tune

EPITAPH
We may be young, but we are damned

OBITUARY
Hopefully as a famous musician.

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